[dramatic music playing]
[people screaming]
[police sirens wailing]
[police officer] Danger! One minute 'til meteor impact!
Danger! Seek shelter!
One minute 'til meteor impact!
Won't some superhero save us?
We need more than one. We need...
Them!
[triumphant music playing]
Thundermans, reporting for duty.
Glad they finally saw us.
Right? We've been holding this pose for three minutes.
Okay, T-Force, we got meteors, coming in hot!
Say your name and fan out.
Why do we need to say our names?
'Cause it looks great in the highlight reel.
Thunder Man!
Electress!
Laser Girl!
Kid Quick!
Thunder Baby!
Can I get a new name?
Thunder Girl!
And-- Wait, what's my cool name?
Max, flaming space chunks.
And Max Flaming Space Chunks!
All right, guys, as your co-captains,
Phoebe and I will take the first wave.
Stand by for orders.
Here they come!
- [camera clicks] - You did not just snap a selfie!
Phoebe, I know exactly how much time I have until--
Meteor.
Whoa!
[blowing air]
This one's all me! [grunts]
[blowing air]
You got incoming, Nora!
I know, I have eyes.
Laser eyes.
Stand behind me, Chloe.
Eat lightning, space rock!
[electricity crackles]
"Eat lightning," Barb? I like it!
I know, right? It just came to me!
Here comes the mama bear.
[dramatic music playing]
- Dad! - Dad!
Billy, set a perimeter.
On it!
What's a perimeter?
The thing with the cones that keeps people back.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
- Steady, Dad. - You got this.
Welcome to Earth. Try the punch!
[crowd cheering]
Come on, guys. Let's go home.
[camera shutter clicks]
- Max, you should probably-- - You're in my light, Billy.
- [camera shutter clicks] - Max, you might wanna--
I'm kind of busy, Nora!
Are we just gonna leave without telling him?
Absolutely.
[grunts]
You guys could have warned me.
[triumphant music playing]
[meteor rumbling]
[triumphant music playing]
Ah, great day, guys!
We made the world safer. Isn't that what it's all about?
All right, Maxinators. That's today's livestream.
Sorry there was so much Phoebe! [blows raspberry]
[laughs] Stay awesome.
And don't forget to smash that heart button.
I'll smash that heart button.
- [phone clatters] - T-Force assistant?
[assistant] Generating new phone.
My turn to push it!
Billy, it's the same photo.
We don't live a double life anymore.
I know that.
Why didn't you tell me?
All right, guys,
who's excited for Family Night?
- Yay, Family Night! - Mom, sounds great.
Can't wait. Right after a quick mission review sesh.
- Oh. - Aww.
Mission review... now?
Can't it wait, Phoebe? We haven't had a Family Night
since you two brought us on to the T-Force.
Guys, it'll be quick, I promise.
There's just 27 things.
Okay, uh, Nora,
try ricocheting your eye lasers to give them more power.
Oh, like this?
Now it's Family Night!
I'll start the Thunder chili!
I'll get the scrapbook.
And I'll get the board games.
Okay, great review sesh.
[upbeat music playing]
One, two, three.
- Your turn, Phoebe. - Check it out.
This blog says I'm a cinch for "Superhero of the Year."
Skipping Phoebe. Max's turn.
Check this out. Supe Magazine just voted me
"Cutest Super Bachelor."
Skipping Max, and Chloe goes again.
Hey, Nora.
Do you want to videochat with our new friends tonight?
We don't have any friends here. All we do is fight villains.
What about those kids we hung out with last week?
That was Squid Man and his evil hench-squids.
No wonder they kept spitting ink at me.
Oh, isn't this nice, Hank?
We finally get a night of being a regular family.
Everything okay down there?
No, it's been three years
and I still can't get a good butt groove going.
[automated voice] Alert! Alert! Crime in progress.
"Crime" is a little strong.
He's just rubbing his butt into the couch.
No, Mom, he means an actual crime.
Excuse us, Chloe.
- Accessing crime lab. - [device clicks]
[giggles] That was the T.V. remote.
Okay. Latitude 19.6 degrees west,
longitude 2.4 degrees north.
Pulling up the street camera.
The Metroburg Bank.
[flames crackling]
Looks like Blue Flame's making some after-hours withdrawals.
- We better take this. - Concur.
Guys, you agreed to a Family Night weeks ago.
Let another supe take this.
Exactly. Assistant, who's on call tonight?
- The V-Team. - Ooh!
I hear they're great.
[scoffs] Access profile for V-Team.
[announcer] There's a new superteam in town.
And they're kicking some super butt!
* Fighting villains, solving crimes *
* They're the superpowered heroes *
* Who will blow your mind *
Hi, we're the V-Team. We love fighting villains...
...cleaning up after ourselves...
...and we're a rock band.
[guitar solo]
* Superheroes, rockin' band *
* They're the coolest superhero team *
* In all the land *
We approve this message because it's awesome.
[announcer] The V-Team.
That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
That band rocks!
I wanna buy their song!
[assistant] Adding to Billy's "Bath Time Mix."
Oh, yeah!
Guys, we're taking this mission.
I'm never gonna be the best if I let other supes
do my work for me.
Especially not some rock star wannabes
with clothes that light up.
Which reminds me: Why don't our clothes light up?
Guys, you promised us a Family Night.
- Sorry, Mom, we're the bosses. - Suit up, T-Force.
Don't worry, Barb.
They can stop Family Night,
but they can't stop the chili!
[upbeat music playing]
Okay, T-Force. Night protocol.
- Block all available exits. - Let's bring the thunder.
Remember, the sooner we're done,
the sooner we're eating Family Night chili!
Hey, Blue Flame, we can do this the easy way,
- or the-- Oh! - [explosion]
Hard way it is. Max?
Way ahead of you. To the sky!
[Max laughs]
Oh!
Anyone got a clear shot?
I sure do!
Sky selfie!
I got photobombed by the V-Team.
The V-Team?
- [rock music playing] - V-Team! Ready...
- ...For... - ...Action!
Whoa, it's really them!
Hey, guys!
V-Team, stand down. This is our mission.
You look tired. We'll take it from here.
And steal our glory? I don't think so.
Yeah, we're not sharing credit
with a bunch of light-up super-zeroes.
Nora, fire when ready.
That suit looks like it's laser-resistant.
Just do it! We are not losing this.
If the blast gets repelled, no telling where it will go.
[Max] Guys, V-Team's closing in. Quit stalling!
Nora, take the shot! That's an order!
Whoa-oh-oh!
[shouting]
- Whoa-oh! - [metal clanks]
[loud thud]
[groans]
Ow?
[dramatic music playing]
Plasma blast!
[grunting]
Villain down. No need to thank us.
Whoa-oh!
Come on, let's go.
[sighs]
Okay, so things got a little messy.
We crushed someone with a giant donut!
My follower count.
My Maximillions are down to Maxithousands!
Plus Family Night was ruined.
- Mom, this is serious. - Quit joking around!
[assistant] Alert! Alert! President Kickbutt approaching!
Oh, relax. I'm sure she hasn't heard what happened.
I heard what happened!
In light of this evening's events,
I'm afraid the T-Force is hereby...
decommissioned.
Thanks, Your Highness.
Billy, that means we're fired.
Not cool, Your Highness.
Are you serious?
But the T-Force is the most successful team
in Hero League history.
The rules say anyone who injures a supe
in the line of duty
must be fired.
But the V-Team crashed our mission.
They caught the perp!
You knocked over a two-ton donut.
Unbelievable.
Good luck finding a team that can replace us.
[rock music playing]
V-Team, reporting...
- ...For... - ...Duty.
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
They're new,
but their success has been remarkable.
And they can really rock.
Yeah, they can!
Ow! You know it's true.
Thundermans,
we have some mighty big super-shoes to fill.
Come on, team. Let's help them pack their junk.
- Oh, hold me back. - No, hold me back!
I'm sorry.
Turn in your supersuits and be out by noon tomorrow.
But where are we supposed to go?
We're back in Hiddenville, baby.
[Thunder monitor] Alert! Alert! Welcome home, Thundermans.
Would it have killed you to say goodbye?
I can't believe we're back.
I know, it looks exactly the same.
Right? It's like we never left.
- It's more like we left... - Kicked butt for three years.
...had a mission ruined by superjerks.
- Got fired. - Came back to wallow in shame.
Okay, you two, maybe it isn't ideal,
but at least we're still a family.
Just try and make the best of it.
Stop mocking me.
Come on. Let's go shopping for high school clothes.
We're going to high school?
Yeah, we finally get to be around other teenagers.
And get a well-rounded education?
Who cares?
Oh... I missed you, old friend.
Hank, do you and your butt groove want to be alone?
For a few minutes, Barb. Thanks.
[laughs] I'm kidding, of course.
I'll see you later.
- What do we do now, Max? - Never use the couch again?
No, I mean this. It's all so weird.
If we're not superheroes anymore, who are we?
We are superheroes, Phoebe.
Remember, we still have our powers.
[spits] That's really old.
I still don't get it.
We never summoned the V-Team. Why'd they even show up?
[groans]
Phoebes, don't worry about the V-Team.
They're already regretting taking our jobs.
Because they know they can't live up to our legacy?
No, because I put glue on all the toilet seats.
One good thing about getting fired?
I have my own private lair again.
[pop music playing]
So the dog says,
"Flea shampoo? I didn't even know they had hair."
[all laughing]
[squeals]
[chittering] Human! Run for it!
Hey, come back. The party's just started.
There's no humans here.
Hey, Colosso.
Aah! Max!
What are you doing back?
[sighs] We got replaced.
What?
Who could possibly replace Max Thunderman
and his annoying family?
These three supes called the V-Team.
Hey, Max, I was thinking--
Colosso?
Hey! It's Phoebe!
Listen, I heard what happened,
and I want you to know, well,
I'm here for you.
Eww.
Yup, felt gross to me too.
Anyway, I was thinking about what Mom said,
about making the best of it,
and, I mean, superheroes help people, right?
So I'm gonna figure out how I can help people
here in Hiddenville.
[clears throat] Loser talk!
Excuse me?
You guys have superpowers.
You should use them to incite fear and terror!
Hmm. You mean, like this?
See, she gets it.
You're right, Colosso,
I am gonna use my superpowers.
To incite fear and terror?
To get a job.
Need to make some money to rebuild the Max brand.
What do you guys have against fear and terror?
[upbeat music playing]
Making waffles on a school day.
Really takes me back.
We may not be superheroes anymore,
but we're still super parents.
Morning! No time to sit.
These look great. Thanks! Got to go! Bye!
Whoa, slow down. What is the big rush?
We have friends to make.
Do you have everything you need for school?
Cool teen clothes to fit in with our peers.
Some surefire conversation starters.
"That new band is fire."
"Parents, am I right?"
And a hundred sticks of beef jerky.
Nothing says friendship like cured meat.
Any pens, notebooks? Maybe a ruler?
- Dad, it's not about that. - Nora!
You want a bow for school?
No, thanks!
It's like they don't need us anymore.
Thank goodness our baby still needs us.
Yeah.
There's our little fifth-grader.
Oh, she's got her backpack and her--
- skateboard? - Skateboard?
Max gave it to me.
Now that we're not superheroes anymore,
I can do all sorts of fun stuff without you guys protecting me.
Did you hear that, Hank?
Chloe doesn't want us to protect her.
She doesn't need us anymore either.
I'm frightened, Hank.
It's okay, Barb,
maybe it's time for Mommy and Daddy bird
to step aside and let our baby birds
fly.
[sniffing]
She's using the toaster unsupervised.
Oh, not on our watch!
[upbeat music playing]
Parents, am I right?
Oh, hey, look. It's that Principal Bradford guy.
Well!
You must be our two new students, huh?
Let's see here. We got Billy and Nora
Thunderma-- [screams]
No! [inhales sharply]
Are you kidding me?
Are you two the siblings of...
those other ones?
Oh, you mean Max and Phoeb--
Don't say their names.
Those two delinquents ruined my life.
You seem fine now.
When they left town,
it was like a cloud was lifted.
I stopped sleeping at the school,
got back together with Janet,
and I grew this awesome ponytail.
Hey, boss. P-tail's looking tight!
Thanks, dawg, just had it blown out. [laughs]
So what'll it take to keep you two away, huh?
Money, candy, fake I.D.s?
We could just stay out of your way.
Oh.
Playing the long game, huh?
Arrgh! That's just what they would do!
Move. Now. Move!
Time to make friends.
Remember, don't use our powers.
We want people to like us for us.
Right.
We heard your last name's Thunderman.
- Do you have superpowers? - I sure do. Check it out!
- No way! - [kids gasp]
Did you see that?
Nora, I thought you said don't use our powers.
I know, I panicked. I really want friends.
Hey, check it out.
- Cherry! - Phoebe!
[both squealing with joy]
Reunion selfie.
[camera shutter clicks]
I missed you so much.
Me too.
I've been auditioning new Phoebes,
but no one's working out.
Good one.
Harriet, I told you no.
[sighs] I'm so sorry you lost your job.
Oh, it's okay. I'm fine.
Fresh start.
I wanna get a job.
One where I can still help people.
I have a job where I help people all day.
- You work at Splatburger? - Uh-huh.
Can we get our check?
It's on the house.
Oh.
I don't even know what that means!
It means you got a lot of happy customers.
O.M.G., I have the best idea.
You should work here with me!
Ooh, you want me to work for Mrs. Wong?
It's okay, she's completely different now.
Phoebe Thunderman?
Hi, Mrs. Wong.
Oh! This brings back so many
bad memories.
[quietly] I thought you said she was different now.
I meant she lost the accent.
[whispers] She's still really mean.
Mrs. Wong,
what do you think of the idea of Phoebe working here?
I'd love that!
- You would? - Yes.
I'd have a famous celebrity working in my restaurant.
And you'd be humiliated. [laughs]
Yay!
Come back to the kitchen and I'll show you what to do
when the raccoons get into the tater tots.
It's so sweetcheous you're back, Max.
Thanks, guys. Stoked to rejoin the band.
And sorry you had to fire your old lead singer.
Ah, don't sweat it.
Grandpa Giddy understands.
Curse you, Max Thunderman!
[device beeps]
Ah, I miss this terrible food.
Careful, Max,
Wong installed microphones at every table
to shut down complainers.
[Mrs. Wong] Oh, you don't like the fries?
Then say bye to your fries!
So, Wolfgang, what are you up to?
Wolfgang.
That's what I thought.
- [cellphone ringing] - Is that your mom?
Tell her I'm still single.
Still not cool, Gideon.
Probably a customer for my new business,
"Superpowers By The Hour."
I put up flyers all over town.
Yeah, this is Max.
I'm available. How's 2:00 p.m.?
- [electric crackle] - Take that!
[ominous music playing]
Oh!
Ugh!
I'm such a butter-claws.
I've got visitors for Dark Mayhem,
King Crab, and the other guy.
Strongdor have name too!
Hey, Leon, think fast!
- [electricity crackles] - [laughter]
Thank you, guard, we'll take it from here.
Listen up, villains,
we're in charge now, so show a little respect.
What happened to the Thundermans?
Those second-rate cape jockeys?
We kicked 'em to the curb and sent them on their way...
Dad.
I told you our kids wouldn't let us down.
Now please, take off those hideous disguises.
Hey! Him Strongdor son!
Oh, I just can't get over it.
You all look so tall and evil.
Stand up straight, pumpkin.
O.M.G., Dad. Cringe.
I'm not a kid, I'm a full-on princess.
Looks like Dark Mayhem, Jr.,
forgot his cape and mask.
I don't do capes, Dad.
And this ocular blaster's lit.
But I wear a mask.
Yeah, and no one knows what you're saying half the time.
You're like, [muffled speech].
What?
Guys, guys, this is a prison cell.
Let's keep it civil.
Now where are the Thundermans?
Back in Hiddenville.
They were positively gobsmacked.
Wife send boy to fancy boarding school.
Now him talk weird.
Excellent.
With the Thundermans out of the picture,
you can release us and we can finally
resume our evil plans.
- Yeah, about that-- - Show 'em what we've got, boys!
One, tap into everyone's landlines
and transmit the hypnotic message for them to obey us.
[whispers] What's a landline?
Two, invite every superhero to an outdoor Macarena contest--
Yeah, we get it. You're old.
Look, here's the thing,
we've decided to do our own plan.
We're totes gonna create a worldwide army of supervillains.
With a secret item the Hero League
has been guarding for over 100 years.
Oh, do you hear that, Strongdor?
There's a secret item.
It's cool, guys.
We'll just do our plans when their dumb one fails.
[laughing] Whoa!
- [grunts] - Listen up, boomer.
You had your chance and you blew it.
Now it's time for me to make a name for myself!
Your name's literally Dark Mayhem, Jr.!
Come on, we're out of here.
- Nepo baby. - What?
N-Nothing.
Wait, aren't you going to let us out?
O.M.G, Dad, it's not always about you.
- Let's bounce. - Cheerio!
[Dark Mayhem groaning]
Thanks for the ride home, Cherry.
Any time. Being seen on the Splat Scooter
really ups my cool factor.
So, how was work?
Fantastic. How about yours?
Awesome.
[in unison] We have to get our jobs back! I know!
Mrs. Wong made me use my freeze breath
to make burger grease slushies.
Mr. Fustarellio made me use my heat breath
to make homemade candles.
- That doesn't sound so bad. - From his ear wax.
We have to convince President Kickbutt to hire us back.
How? She fired the entire T-Force.
True.
But she didn't fire...
the Tree Force!
You want us to fight crime dressed as apple trees?
Yes! We'll have cool, apple-based weapons
and nicknames. Dad, you're "Red Delicious."
- Mom, you're "Pink Lady." - Can I be "Granny Smith"?
You just made the Tree Force!
You guys seem a little desperate.
- Uh-huh. - You think?
We just can't give up this easily.
Can't you talk with President Kickbutt and reason with her?
Yeah, how do you guys stand not being superheroes?
Actually, you guys may not want to hear this, but...
we don't wanna be the T-Force anymore.
Because you want to be the Tree Force, right?
Right?
No, because you guys were kind of tough to work for.
Between Phoebe's obsession with being the best
and Max's with being the best-looking,
you forgot that we are a family.
What are you talking about? We spent 24/7 together.
We spent 24/7 with Thunder Girl and Swoosh Boy,
but you had us work all the time
so you could get more superhero glory.
This is crazy. You guys miss being superheroes, don't you?
It feels nice to finally make friends.
I got invited to the skate park tomorrow.
- What? - What?
First the avocado toast, now this.
All right, well, maybe you're all done being superheroes,
but we're not.
Some of us have some self-respect.
Come on, Max.
[sighs] How can they say we don't care about family?
We're the ones who hired them to be on the T-Force.
I know. And your need to be the best helped make us successful.
- Thank you! - Even if it was annoying.
Thank you. Wait, what?
Well, like they said...
you could be a little demanding.
How am I demanding?
I demand you tell me how I was demanding!
Hey, they said it.
I'm just agreeing a thousand percent.
[scoffs] A least I cared about my job.
All you cared about were your followers
and how your swoosh looked on the cover of Supe Magazine.
[gasps] She can hear you!
Don't listen to the mean lady.
You know what?
Maybe the T-Force is over.
I'm gonna get my job back by myself.
From now on, call me the "Pheeb Force."
Fine. Then I'm getting my job back by myself.
Dweeb Force.
How did I not see that coming?
- [song playing] - * Superheroes, rockin' band *
* They're the coolest superhero team in all the la-- *
[screams]
What are you doing?
Uh, not rocking out to the V-Team's terrible song?
Those light-up-pajama-wearing posers?
Whatever.
You know, Max,
these V-Teamers look familiar, like I've met them before.
And how would you have met them?
They're superheroes, you're a supervillain.
Unless... they're not superheroes.
Give me that.
What-- What are you doing?
Running their images through a facial recognition app
to see if there's any pics from their past.
- [computer beeps] - I got a hit!
Looks like a picture of them at summer camp eight years ago.
The girl has a crab claw.
Max! That's how I know them!
I was their counselor at Camp Evil Weevil!
- What? - They're the kids
of Dark Mayhem, King Crab, and Strongdor.
So the V-Team are villains?
Posing as heroes to do their evil
from inside the Hero League.
And if I expose them,
then President Kickbutt will fire them and take me back!
Where's my old supersuit?
Your supersuit? Uh...
Is that it in your cage?
I just used it as a soothing blankie.
But you might want to pop it in the wash.
Yuck!
[sighs] I better hurry up and expose them
before Phoebe figures it out.
[laughing] Yeah, right!
Like she's smart enough to figure it out on her own.
[both laughing]
Camp Evil Weevil?
[gasps] The V-Team are villains!
[gasps] The "V" stands for "Villain."
Better act fast before Max finds out.
Time for Thunder Girl to get back her J.O.B.
Dweeb Force, away!
Dangit! Now I'm saying it.
[upbeat music playing]
Can you heat up my pizza, Nora?
Sure, Jonah.
Can you laser a "Z" on my locker?
No problem, Zoe.
That's so cool.
Hey, I'm Billy.
You want some beef jerky?
I guess we're going with powers.
I'm Billy Thunderman,
the fastest dude on Earth.
- [students ooh and ahh] - Billy, what are you doing?
Who wants to see my powers in action?
Can you get me an Italian ice from Italy?
Can you super-speed to the top of Mt. Metroburg?
No way! Look!
So, what else do you guys want?
[lively chatter]
Billy, you're stealing all my friends.
I'm just doing what you're doing.
Well now, I'm doing this.
Ow!
[dramatic music playing]
What in Aunt Sally's Clam Shack is going on here?
[gasps]
[shouts] No!
- Oopsie. - Oopsie.
Don't look at me.
I'm hideous!
Oh, we've been looking for hours.
The secret item isn't here.
It has to be here!
The ancient Hero League book says it's guarded
by the League's longest-serving hero,
and that's Thunderman.
Ermahgerd, can you guys mute it?
I'm trying to concentrate.
You could help, you know.
Mm, ransacking's a lot, and I'm a princess.
[laughs] Of what? Freak Claw Island?
Of kicking your fake British butt!
Guys! Guys!
Let's settle this like we used to at Camp Evil Weevil.
[both] Not rock, paper, lasers!
Too late! Rock, paper, lasers...
Ow!
Now keep looking!
[spy music playing]
[soft beeping]
[spy music continues]
Oh!
- Shh! - Max, what are you doing here?
Stopping the V-Team without you, so beat it.
- No way, you beat it! - No, you beat it!
- [thudding] - Someone's coming, let's go.
Ah-ha! I found something.
Keys to the Hero League mega yacht.
- We had a mega yacht? - Shh!
Key card to the designer utility belt closet.
We had a designer utility belt closet?
Shh!
Hello!
[upbeat music playing]
- Is that Blobbin? - Yup, right on time.
[laughs] Great! With that helicopter,
we can spy on Chloe while she skateboards with her friends.
You mean, lovingly watch her and be the protective parents
that she still so clearly needs.
Yeah, what you said.
Thunderfam!
[giggling] Bring it in, you two.
- Oh! - Thanks for coming, Blobbin!
Oh, of course! When my family says they need a helicopter,
they get a helicopter.
Oh!
The T-11 Blob-copter is perfect
for saving that stranded bald eagle family.
- Saving the-- - Yeah...
that's what we're using it for, Barb, remember?
We'll return it good as new.
Oh, no! It's a gift.
I have eighteen more. I'm very rich.
Yes, I recall.
Oh! There's my ride back.
It's our latest model, completely pilotless.
Pilotless? Isn't that dangerous?
Oh, no, Barb.
Safety comes first at BlobCo.
See, first we drop the ladder...
- Oh! - And then,
I have fifteen seconds to climb on board
before it flies away. [giggles]
Oh, give the family a great big hug from Cousin Blobbin.
Will do! Thanks, Blobbin!
- Bald eagles, Hank? - Want me to tell him the truth?
That we're spying on our own daughter?
My foot's stuck!
You're probably right. He wouldn't understand.
Let's go check out our chopper!
Hank? Barb?
Hank?
Guys?
Help!
[screams]
So far, so good, Barb!
Chloe's got her helmet on
and has no idea we're watching her.
You know, we really should consider
writing a book on parenting.
Too busy!
Chloe needs us 24 hours a day.
Yeah, of course. What was I thinking?
[cellphone buzzing]
Hey, Cherry. Yup, send 'em on up.
What was that about?
Oh, I ordered some Splat Shakes.
Cherry's delivering them with Mrs. Wong's splat-a-pult.
Hank.
Two strawberry Splat Shakes, traveling!
Oh! Ah!
Hank! What did you do?!
They came at me so fast, Barb!
Hank, you short-circuited the steering.
We're gonna have to make an emergency landing.
[both screaming]
[helicopter whirring]
[loud crash]
[Hank coughing]
Mom and Dad?
Chloe! Wh... What a surprise!
[nervous laughter] Look, Barb.
- It's Chloe! - Oh!
Hey, Chloe!
- Are you guys okay? - Oh, yeah!
We're taking the Thunder Copter out for a little spin.
- R-Right, Barb? - Yeah, hey, we're all good.
Just resume your unmonitored skateboarding.
Were you guys spying on me?
Wh-- Wh--
What?
No, we are not spying.
This is so embarrassing.
Can't I even go skateboarding with my friends by myself?
You're such helicopter parents.
We are not.
You're holding a piece of helicopter.
Oh, uh...
well, that is easy to explain.
Um, you see... Um...
Your mom did it!
[grunting]
[sighs]
Well, this is a nice surprise.
So, I guess you know our secret.
That you're weird and lame? Not a secret.
No, that we're the children of--
Dr. Mayhem, King Crab, and Strongdor?
Also not a secret.
Dang it! Stop knowing things!
We also know you framed us and stole our jobs.
Tell us why.
To get our hands on something the Hero League
has been guarding for over a hundred years.
The Power Plant!
- The what now? - The power who?
Don't pretend you don't know about the Power Plant.
I'm still mad no one told us about the mega yacht.
And the designer super-belt collection.
Oh, girl, it's so dope. I'd show it to you,
but we're probably gonna torture you or blast you into space
- so what's the point? - Enough!
Tell them about the plant.
According to Ye Olde Book of Powers,
all of today's superheroes and villains
can trace their DNA back to a few ancient villagers,
who ate the seeds of a mysterious plant,
giving them superhuman powers.
How are you British?
The Hero League has been secretly guarding it
for centuries.
Because in the wrong hands, a person could create
a super-powered army to do their bidding.
So how long were you stuck to the toilet seats?
Two days!
Now tell us where the Power Plant is,
or the swoosh gets it!
Not the swoosh! Not the swoosh! Please!
See, now you know we're telling the truth.
He'd give up his own grandmother to save his swoosh.
I guess Thunder Man knows how to keep a secret.
Looks like we'll have to get it out of him ourselves.
So, what do we do with them?
We'll take them to the Mayhem Cafe.
Mayhem Cafe. Doesn't sound so bad.
[dramatic music playing]
Do you ever get tired of being wrong?
Yeah, sometimes.
Welcome to my dad's old lair.
An homage to his hatred of the Thundermans.
Oh, how he longed to trap you all in this booth
and inflict its torments on you.
And we had my birthday parties here.
[laughs] Those parties were smashing!
You'll never get away with this.
Our family will come looking as soon as they realize we're gone.
Oh? Did you tell them where you were going?
I knew it.
Families are just a burden to talents like us.
But don't worry,
we'll say hi for you.
Fire up the jet!
Destination: Hiddenville!
[electricity whirring]
[dramatic music playing]
[automated voice] System online.
Max and Phoebe Thunderman detected.
Loading personalized tortures.
Tortures?
Like being trapped in here with you isn't torture enough?
Greetings, Max and Phoebe.
Dark Mayhem? Let us out!
Yeah, unlock this thing!
Welcome to my pre-recorded guide
to your torment session.
Say "yes" to continue.
- No! - No!
Great. Let's begin.
Phoebe,
you've tangled with some monstrous villains in your day.
But are you prepared for the horror of
Max's old gym socks?
[choking]
So this is where my socks went!
[gags]
It smells like wet dog dipped in hot trash.
Come on, it's not that bad.
Let's add some lightning to the mix.
Uh, what?
- [electricity crackling] - Ow! Ow!
- Ow! - No! Ow! Oh, my butt!
Ah! Ah!
Max, your threshold for pain is high,
but can it withstand
Phoebe's middle school valedictorian speech?
[Phoebe] And so, as we embark on our next chapter of life...
Ugh! Can I do more lightning instead?
...let's thank the teachers who helped us on our journey.
Mrs. Cunningham, who taught us to love calculus.
[Max] Oh!
Turn it off!
Monsieur Dworkin, who made us say "oui" to French...
[shouts] No!
[upbeat music playing]
How was your day at the skatepark, Chloe?
Mom and Dad spied on me from a helicopter.
Then crashed in front of all my friends. How was school?
Nora and I used our powers to compete for friends
and then we seared off the principal's ponytail.
- Good talk. - Yeah.
Kids, have you seen Max and Phoebe?
They've been gone all day.
Did you try using binoculars?
I told you she was still mad.
- [aircraft approaching] - What's that?
It sounds like the Thunder Jet.
Alert! Alert! V-Team approaching.
V-Team? What are they doing here?
Maybe their band is playing Hiddenville!
[flames crackling]
Lasering the lock?
Classic rock star!
Nobody move!
- [cries out] - Dad!
That's the V-Team?
Yup, it sure is.
Hey, guys, it's your old camp counselor,
Dr. Colosso.
Dr. Colosso was a human
with beady eyes and sweating issues.
And you used to have freckles. What's your point?
Hand over the Power Plant, Thunder Man!
- Power Plant? Never heard of it. - No?
Maybe this will help you remember.
[both screaming]
- Bees, they're everywhere! - Make it stop!
My babies! Hank!
Please, give them what they want.
If I do,
will you tell us where Max and Phoebe are?
Of course.
[ominous music playing]
[device powers on]
[rapid beeping]
What is it, Dad?
Something I vowed to protect forever.
Look at it!
Each red pod teeming with seeds,
enough to make ten thousand supervillains!
What if it's a fake?
Good point.
Better test it.
Who here doesn't have superpowers?
- [chittering] - Nutty!
I told you to stay in the lair.
[chittering]
You fiend!
He's just a dumb squirrel.
[ominous music playing]
Did I say dumb? I meant really cool.
Whoa!
Mad squirrel!
Gah!
- Yup, it's real. - To the jet!
Wait, what about Max and Phoebe?
You said you'd tell us where they are!
[Krondor] We're villains, we lied!
[evil laughter]
I can't wait for their new album.
Hank, what do we do?
I'll follow their jet and hope they lead me to him.
Thunder Man, away!
[crash]
Alert! Alert!
Sensors indicate a dome-like structure
materializing over Hiddenville.
A dome? Do they have that power?
[clank]
[Hank screaming]
Daddy go boom.
[foreboding music playing]
Aah! Bees, they're everywhere.
Make it stop!
[both shouting]
Where'd they go?
That concludes the simulated bees portion
of the torture program.
Simulated?
They seem so real. [spits]
[buzzing]
Well, this was fun.
On to the final phase of your session.
Please choose from the following options.
Say "one" to meet a slow and painful demise.
Say "two" to be set free.
- Two! - Two!
You have selected "one."
Initiating now.
- Whoa! - [liquid gurgling]
- Max, what is that? - I'm not sure.
I'll try to freeze it.
[blows air]
Nothing. I'll try heat breath.
[blows air]
Liquid mercury,
impervious to heat and freeze breath,
is now filling the tank.
In twelve minutes it will fill completely.
Goodbye, Max and Phoebe.
[maniacal laughter]
[sighs] The glass is unbreakable
and the mercury's impervious to our powers.
Max, what about our twin power?
Ew! You want us to hold hands?
Would you rather drown in liquid mercury?
Kind of.
Fine, all right.
[Max grunts]
- [sighs] - Didn't even crack it!
Maybe this really is the end.
Yeah.
Phoebe, I want to apologize.
Yeah, "Dweeb Force" was kind of hurtful!
No, not that.
I meant, my quest for fame,
it was selfish and annoying.
Oh. Max, it doesn't matter now.
No, I want to explain.
The reason I wanted to be famous was because...
because I know you're a better supe than I am.
What do you mean?
See, I can never work as hard as you
and make all those amazing plans.
I thought, if I couldn't be as good as you,
maybe I could be more famous.
That's funny.
The whole reason I wanted to be the best is because of you.
What do you mean?
I mean, when you were evil, it was easy
to be Mom and Dad's favorite.
Then you became this great superhero
and I didn't feel as special.
I thought maybe if I could be the best supe ever,
I could get that feeling back.
No wonder our family hated working with us.
We were just thinking of ourselves.
I know, we've both been a couple of total
party favors.
I would have gone with "jerks" but...
No, Max, look. A leftover party favor bag
from one of Mayhem Jr.'s old birthdays.
You know what supervillains give as party favors?
- Dangerous things. - Uh-huh!
Maybe our telekinesis can reach.
Jackpot! Let's see what we've got.
- Brass knuckles. - A vile of poison.
Exploding sushi refrigerator magnet!
Hello!
I bet the fish eggs contain nitroglycerin.
Hang on, this might get messy.
[explosion]
We did it!
Dark Mayhem could never outsmart us.
- [alarm blaring] - Unauthorized escape.
Instituting emergency protocol.
Lair will self-destruct in 20 minutes.
Unless he rigged his lair to blow up.
[dramatic music playing]
Here, Hank, it's a bag of frozen peas.
Oh, thanks. I'm starving.
They're for your head.
Boy, that must have been some hit.
The dome's too strong, Barb.
Chloe can't even teleport out.
Hey, look what I found.
A blue seed pod?
Must have fallen off the Power Plant when the V-Team ran out.
If the red ones make supervillains,
do the blue ones make superheroes?
They do. Wait a minute.
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
[Billy's voice] Don't panic, Billy, you got this.
It's just a simple yes or no.
You have half a chance of being right.
Albuquerque!
Hank, where is the nearest place
that the dome touches the ground?
Uh, the city limits in Hiddenville Park.
Kids, gather everyone we know
and meet us in the park.
Tell them we need their help to save Max and Phoebe.
- Right. - Right!
Albuquerque!
[roaring]
Hello, Animal Control?
I am a human homeowner
with a bit of a squirrel problem.
Is it urgent?
- [roaring] - [yelps]
Yeah, you might say that.
[whimpering]
[indistinct chatter]
Excuse me. Thanks for coming, everyone.
What's this all about, Thunderman?
I'll tell you what it's about.
These super-dummies are back for two days
and suddenly we live in a snow globe.
I don't have time to explain,
but Max and Phoebe are in mortal danger.
They need your help.
Dude, say no more.
- I'm in. - Me too.
Anything for Barb.
Why should we help Max and Phoebe?
They're so annoying!
Yeah, their mini-me zapped off my ponytail.
And now Janet says she wants to...
[tearfully] take a break.
Come on. Let's go!
Hey! Listen up.
Max and Phoebe have always been there for you guys.
Don't you even remember?
I do.
Like that time they saved the prom.
And kept that Candy girl
from turning the town into mindless zombies.
Oh, I was gonna say the prom one,
but there's probably others.
So now it's your turn to help them.
So quit being a bunch of weenies,
and get with the program.
[sighing and grumbling]
Fine!
Whatever!
I don't have a ponytail anymore, so who cares?
So what do you need from us?
I just need you guys
to open up your mouths
for the next few seconds.
I knew they'd make it weird.
Ready?
[gulp]
[all coughing]
Another Thunderman floppo.
Well, back to my horrible life.
[fabric tearing]
What the-- My pants just ripped!
Aah!
Ah!
Holy handballs, I'm huge!
And blue!
I have an iron fist!
Oh! My fingers shoot pretty sparkles!
Ah! I'm a human tornado!
[roaring belch]
I have awesome power burps.
- It worked! - Okay, everyone,
we need to concentrate our powers on the dome
and try to bust it open.
Come on, everyone gather. Gather! Good.
And... Hit it!
- [electricity crackles] - [belching]
[belching]
I think it's working!
[explosion]
Guys, we did it!
[Hank] Thundermans, assemble!
Chloe, do you think you could teleport us all
back to Metroburg?
I think so. Everyone hold hands.
[alarm blaring]
Self-destruct in 45 seconds.
Max, I found the keypad to the security system,
but it requires a password.
I'll try "evil."
- [keypad beeps] - Nothing.
Try "Beyonce." Who doesn't like Beyonce?
[keypad beeps]
[sighs] Still nothing. Plus, I feel dumber.
Twenty seconds.
Any chance this is just a horrible dream?
We'll know in eighteen seconds.
- [triumphant music playing] - There they are!
This place is about to blow up. We don't know the password.
What? Grab our hands. We'll teleport out of here.
We can't! It takes me a minute to recharge.
- Five... four... three... - Password, huh?
- ...two... one... - Think I might know it.
System punched. Sequence canceled.
- Oh! - Yeah!
Dad, you did it!
But how did you guys find us?
Well, it was the only building in town
with a neon sign saying,
"Die, Thundermans, die," so.
Guys, why didn't you tell us the V-Team were villains?
We should have. We were so desperate
to get our glory back, we weren't thinking straight.
We totally get why you didn't want to work with us before.
Could you ever forgive us?
Let me guess, you thought you were gonna die,
admitted a bunch of personal stuff to each other?
- Exactly. - Pretty much.
Yes, of course we forgive you.
But, guys, we have to stop the V-Team
from creating an army of villains.
They got the Power Plant? We have to find them!
Well, if I wanted to rain seeds down on everyone,
I'd start at the highest point in Metroburg.
Where's that?
You know this, Billy.
It was on the sign that you got for that kid.
Think.
Think!
The highest point in Metroburg is Mt. Metroburg,
with an elevation of 14,220 feet.
Guys, why is everyone just standing around?
Quiet.
We're savoring the moment.
[ominous music playing]
I've finished grinding the seeds into dust.
Place it in the containment hatch.
What's the magic word?
[garbled shouting]
Right away.
[device beeping]
You broke us out of prison
to sit on a freezing mountaintop?
Strongdor doesn't like missing bingo night.
Strongdor like bingo.
We brought you here so you can see
what a real evil plan looks like.
Oh! They're doing our Macarena thing.
No, we're launching a drone
to rain red-powdered seeds down on everyone,
and morph them into an army of supervillains!
I guess that's pretty cool.
Then we three will subjugate the superheroes of the world
and rule like emperors!
And give your dads cushy jobs?
Oh, let me think about that. No.
Wow, Mayhem, your kid hates you.
Shut it, Dad.
You don't always have to say things.
Do not snap that claw at me, young lady.
Anyway, I recalibrated the thrust transducers
so we can rule the world and junk.
Excellent!
Let the era of villainy begin!
[triumphant music playing]
Step away from the drone, V-Team.
- Thundermans! - Thundermans!
- Dark Mayhem! - Electress!
- King Crab? - And me, Strongdor!
Attack on my order!
No, Dad, this is our thing!
Yes, the Thundermans will just spank your bottoms
like they always do.
Hey, our bottoms are firm.
We take spin class with Warden Patty three days a week.
Thundermans, attack!
[dramatic music playing]
[grunting]
It's been a long time, Max.
- Not long enough. - Aw, come now.
Don't you want to...
catch up?
[groans, shouts]
How'd you escape my dad's lair?
'Cause I'm a superhero, not a brat with a mask.
Nice mask.
[grunts]
Mom, I wanna help.
No, sweetie, it's too dangerous.
Stay back here and don't move.
Have at you, sir.
[grunting]
Your super-punches are no match for this barnacled beauty.
Ugh!
[dramatic music playing]
I can't fight you. I shoot electricity from my hands.
All you have is a claw.
Oh, you're right. I better do this.
[both grunting]
I wonder if they like slap tag.
[slapping]
Billy, we can't keep doing this forever.
Let's hope they don't know that.
[both grunting]
Aah!
[slow-motion shout]
Ah! Oh!
Look around, Thunder Girl,
your family is doomed.
[grunting]
And they get to watch you go first.
I can do this all night.
[dramatic music playing]
[grunts]
[snaps]
Say your prayers, Thunder Man.
Whoa!
Going ice skating?
No, but you are.
[screaming]
[dramatic music playing]
[both grunting]
Mom, hold out your hands.
- [electricity crackling] - * Let's kill tonight *
* Kill tonight *
* Show them all you're not the ordinary type *
- What the-- - * Let's kill tonight *
I hate where this is going.
Oh!
First no bingo, now meat in face.
This was your plan, to make them even madder?
It'll work. Just wait for it.
- Billy! - Wait!
Now!
Whoa!
- [angry shout] - Max!
Oh!
- Thanks, partner. - Yeah.
- Your swoosh is messy. - Don't care.
Let's finish this.
* Let's kill tonight *
* Kill tonight *
* Let's kill tonight *
* Kill tonight *
* Show them all you're not the ordinary type *
* Let's kill tonight *
Oh!
Guys, we did it!
- Hey, hey! - See?
Nothing's stronger than family.
Except... evil!
[Thundermans] No!
[dramatic music playing]
Dad, catch it before it releases all the seeds.
I can't, it's twice as fast as me.
What's the point, Max?
I already won.
I can't believe I put you in my Bath Time Mix.
We have to do something.
If those seeds are released, they'll create
tens of thousands of supervillains
and this world turns evil forever.
- I can do it. - Do what, Chloe?
Teleport someone to the drone.
- What? - No. No, out of the question.
Guys, I'm ready.
And I'm a Thunderman.
It's what we do.
Remind you of anyone?
Yeah.
- Guys, I believe her. - Me, too.
She wants to save the world, Barb.
Okay, but your father and I are going with you.
- No, no way. I'm going. - Max!
Dad, that's an X-terra 5 drone, okay? I know how it's wired.
And, Phoebe, I'll need your telekinesis.
To retrieve the seed container and bring it back to Dad.
I don't know.
Uh, guys? Evil drone flying away?
Come on.
We love you guys.
We love you too.
[dramatic music playing]
Great job, Chloe! Hold on to that while we work.
I'll disable the power.
That'll release the seed container
- so you can tele-k it out! - Got it!
[dramatic music playing]
- You're good! - Okay!
- Got it! - Okay, let's get out of here.
Without power, this thing's gonna crash any second.
[coughing]
I can't see anything.
- [screaming] - Phoebe!
I can't teleport us unless we're all touching!
Phoebe, hurry, we're going down fast!
Max, take the seeds!
- Got 'em! - Go without me!
- What? No, we're not leaving! - Don't be ridiculous.
Take Chloe and the seeds, get back to the family.
Not gonna happen! We're not a family without you!
I'll reach out! Try to touch my hand.
Phoebe!
[loud explosion]
No. Please, no.
Hank...
[triumphant music playing]
Kids! What--
Chloe, you did it! You saved the world!
- Here's these, Dad. - Oh.
Also, I was wrong.
This one's gonna be the best supe ever.
- You guys tied up the villains. - Yeah, we did.
Can we go hit stuff with their hammers?
- Of course. - Go nuts.
- Good job, Chloe. - Thanks, Dad.
We're sorry we treated you like a little kid.
It's just... you're growing up so fast,
we were afraid you didn't need us anymore.
I'll always need you guys. No matter how big I get.
How come we never talk like that?
- Because... shut up! - Are you kidding me?
[upbeat music playing]
Five, six, seven.
- [all] Oh! - Up top!
Yeah! Five hundred gumdrops, buddy.
Thunder chili is served.
- [all cheering] - [phone vibrating]
Billy, we just got invited to our first high school party.
- Cool! - Can I come?
[gasps]
Just kidding. Text me the deets.
You know, I hate to admit it,
but I missed you guys when you were gone.
- Even you, Hank. - Thanks, Colosso.
And you missed me too, right?
Thanks, Colosso.
Alert! Alert! President Kickbutt approaching.
What now?
Sorry to interrupt your evening, Thundermans.
I've come to apologize.
- Really? - Yes.
Firing the best superheroes in the Hero League
was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
And I once had dinner with Inside-Out Man.
We understand. Rules are rules.
The rules said I had to fire you
for injuring a fellow supe.
But since the V-Team weren't actually supes,
I'd like to offer you your jobs back.
If... you'll take them back.
We'll do it under one condition.
I'll name Phoebe my VP
and have a team of stylists available to Max 24/7.
Not that, but thank you.
We'd like this house to be the new T-Force headquarters.
So we can always put family first.
Well,
this is highly unusual...
and I'm honored to welcome the T-Force back to the Hero League!
[all cheering]
I'll have your badges and suits delivered in the morning.
And the keys to the mega yacht.
And designer utility belt collection.
All right!
Which one of you blabbermouths
spilled the beans?
Thunder Monitor?
Way ahead of you.
- And where were we? - Let's get that chili going.
- Yeah! - Yeah, let's!
Hang on. Does anyone else
have the feeling that we forgot something?
[loud thump]
What was that?
[suspenseful music playing]
- [triumphant music playing] - The Blue Hunk,
reporting for duty.
Don't forget Iron Punch.
- [metal clangs] - Ow! That was my foot.
[loud belch]
Hey! You blew out my sparkles!
Where is everybody?
This might be a problem.
One we can deal with later?
[blowing]
Great! Back to Family Night.
- How about that chili? - Let's go!
- Me first! - Chili time!
I call butt groove!
[upbeat music playing]
[automated voice] We've been watching you, Colosso.
My colleagues and I were wondering
if you'd be interested in a little assignment.
I'm listening.
[upbeat music playing]
危險！距離流星撞擊還有一分鐘！
危險！尋求庇護！
距離流星撞擊還有一分鐘！
難道不會有超級英雄來拯救我們嗎？
我們需要不衹一個。我們需要...
他們！
雷曼斯，報到。
很高興他們終於見到我們了。
正確的？我們已經保持這個姿勢三分鐘了。
好的，T-Force，我們有流星，即將到來！
說出你的名字並散開。
為什麼我們需要說出我們的名字？
因為它在精彩片段中看起來很棒。
雷霆男！
選舉人！
雷射少女！
孩子快點！
雷寶貝！
我可以取一個新名字嗎？
雷霆少女！
還有──等等，我的好名字是什麼？
最大，燃燒的空間塊。
還有最大燃燒的空間塊！
好吧，夥計們，作為你們的副隊長，
菲比和我將帶第一波。
等待訂單。
他們來了！
你不衹是自拍！
菲比，我清楚知道我還有多少時間——
流星。
哇！
這都是我啊！
你來了，諾拉！
我知道，我有眼睛。
雷射眼。
站在我身後，克洛伊。
吃閃電，太空岩石！
「吃閃電，」巴布？我喜歡！
我知道，對吧？它剛剛來到我身邊！
熊媽媽來了。
- 爸爸！ - 爸爸！
比利，劃出一個邊界。
在上面！
什麼是周長？
有錐體的東西可以讓人退縮。
哦，是的，是的，是的，我找到你了。
- 穩住，爸爸。 - 你明白了。
歡迎來到地球。試試拳頭吧！
拜託了夥計們。我們回家吧。
- 麥克斯，你也許應該—— - 你在我的光芒中，比利。
麥克斯，你可能會想——
我有點忙，諾拉！
我們要不告訴他就走嗎？
絕對地。
你們本來可以警告我的。
啊，美好的一天，夥計們！
我們讓世界變得更安全。這不就是全部嗎？
好吧，最大化者。這就是今天的直播。
抱歉，菲比太多了！
保持好狀況。
別忘了砸碎那個心形按鈕。
我會砸碎那個心形按鈕。
T部隊助理？
正在產生新手機。
輪到我推了！
比利，這是同一張照片。
我們不再過雙重生活了。
我知道。
為什麼不告訴我？
好吧，夥計們，
誰對家庭之夜感到興奮？
- 耶，家庭之夜！ - 媽媽，聽起來很棒。
等不及了。在快速回顧任務之後。
- 哦。 - 哇。
任務回顧…現在？
菲比，等不及了嗎？我們還沒有度過家庭之夜
因為你們兩個把我們帶進了 T-Force。
夥計們，我保證，會很快的。
衹有廿七件事。
好吧，呃，諾拉，
試著彈跳你的眼睛雷射以賦予它們更多的能量。
哦，像這樣嗎？
現在是家庭之夜！
我要開始雷霆辣椒了！
我去拿剪貼簿。
我會得到棋盤遊戲。
好的，很好的評論。
一二三。
- 輪到你了，菲比。 - 一探究竟。
這個部落格說我很容易獲得“年度超級英雄”。
跳過菲比。輪到麥克斯了。
看一下這個。 Supe Magazine剛剛投給我了
“最可愛的超級學士。”
跳過麥克斯，克洛伊再次前進。
嘿，諾拉。
今晚你想和我們的新朋友視訊聊天嗎？
我們這裡沒有朋友。我們所做的就是與惡棍作鬥爭。
上週我們一起出去玩的那些孩子怎麼樣了？
那是烏賊人和他邪惡的烏賊手下。
難怪他們一直在向我吐墨水。
哦，這不是很好嗎，漢克？
我們終於度過了一個像普通家庭的夜晚。
下面一切還好嗎？
不，已經三年了
我仍然無法讓臀部保持良好狀態。
警報！警報！ 犯罪正在進行中。
「犯罪」有點強。
他衹是把屁股蹭到沙發上。
不，媽媽，他的意思是眞正的犯罪。
對不起，克洛伊。
訪問犯罪實驗室。
那是電視遙控器。
好的。西緯十九點六度，
北經二點四度。
拉起街頭攝影機。
梅特堡銀行。
看起來 Blue Flame 正在進行盤後提款。
- 我們最好接受這個。 - 同意。
夥計們，你們幾週前就同意參加家庭之夜了。
讓另一個超級來接這個吧。
確切地。助理，今晚誰値班？
- V 團隊。 - 哦！
我聽說他們很棒。
造訪 V-Team 的個人資料。
鎮上有一支新的超級球隊。
他們正在踢一些超級屁股！
*打擊惡棍，破案*
*他們是超能力英雄*
*誰會讓你大吃一驚*
大家好，我們是V隊。我們喜歡與惡棍戰鬥......
....自己清理乾淨...
....我們是搖滾樂團。
* 超級英雄、搖滾樂團 *
*他們是最酷的超級英雄團隊*
* 在所有土地上 *
我們批准這則訊息，因為它太棒了。
V 團隊。
這是我見過的最愚蠢的事情。
那個樂團很搖滾！
我想買他們的歌！
加到 Billy 的“Bath Time Mix”中。
哦耶！
夥計們，我們正在接受這個使命。
如果我讓其他超級選手，我永遠不會成為最好的
為我做我的工作。
尤其是一些搖滾明星崇拜者
穿著會發光的衣服。
這讓我想起：為什麼我們的衣服不會發光？
夥計們，你們答應了我們一個家庭之夜。
- 對不起，媽媽，我們是老闆。 - 穿上衣服，T-Force。
別擔心，巴布。
他們可以阻止家庭之夜，
但他們無法阻止辣椒！
好吧，T-Force。夜間協議。
- 封鎖所有可用的出口。 - 讓我們帶來雷霆。
記住，我們越早完成，
我們越早吃家庭之夜辣椒！
嘿，藍色火焰，我們可以用簡單的方法做到這一點，
或者——哦！
確實很難。最大限度？
遠在你前面。向天空！
哦！
有人拍的清楚嗎？
我當然願意！
天空自拍！
我被 V-Team 轟炸了。
V隊？
V隊！準備好...
- ...為了... - ...行動！
哇，眞的是他們！
大家好！
V隊，退下。這是我們的使命。
你看起來很累。我們將從這裡拿走它。
並竊取我們的榮耀？我不這麼認為。
是的，我們不分享信用
有一束發光的超零。
諾拉，準備好後開火。
這套衣服看起來像是抗雷射的。
去做就對了！我們不會失去這一點。
如果爆炸被擊退，不知道它會去哪裡。
夥計們，V 隊正在逼近。別再拖延了！
諾拉，開槍！這是命令！
哇哦哦！
哇哦！
噢？
等離子爆炸！
小人倒下。不需要感謝我們。
哇哦！
來吧，我們走吧。
好吧，事情變得有點混亂了。
我們用一個巨大的甜甜圈壓死了一個人！
我的追隨者數量。
我的最大百萬已降至數千！
再加上家庭之夜被毀了。
- 媽媽，這很嚴重。 - 別開玩笑了！
警報！警報！ Kickbutt 總統來了！
哦，放鬆點。我確信她沒有聽到發生了什麼事。
我聽說發生了什麼事！
鑑於今晚的事件，
恐怕 T-Force 在此...
退役。
謝謝殿下。
比利，這意味著我們被解雇了。
不酷，殿下。
你是認眞的？
但 T-Force 是最成功的團隊
在英雄聯盟歷史上。
規則規定，任何傷害超級英雄的人
在執行任務時
必須被解僱。
但 V 隊破壞了我們的任務。
他們抓住了罪犯！
你撞翻了一個兩噸重的甜甜圈。
難以置信。
祝你好運找到一支可以取代我們的團隊。
V隊，報告...
- ...為了... - ...責任。
哦，你一定是在開玩笑。
他們是新來的，
但他們的成功是非凡的。
他們眞的很搖滾。
是的，他們可以！
噢！你知道這是眞的。
雷曼斯,
我們有一些強大的超級鞋要填補。
加油，團隊。讓我們幫他們収拾垃圾。
- 哦，阻止我。 - 不，阻止我！
對不起。
交出你的超級套裝，明天中午前出門。
但我們該去哪裡呢？
我們回到希登維爾了，寶貝。
警報！警報！歡迎回家，Thundermans。
說再見會讓你喪命嗎？
我不敢相信我們回來了。
我知道，看起來一模一樣。
正確的？就好像我們從來沒有離開過。
- 更像是我們離開了... - 被踢了三年。
……任務被超級混蛋毀了。
- 被開除。 - 回來後陷入羞恥之中。
好吧，你們兩個，也許這並不理想，
但至少我們還是一家人。
衹是嘗試並充份利用它。
別再嘲笑我了。
快點。我們去買高中的衣服吧。
我們要上高中了？
是的，我們終於可以和其他青少年在一起了。
並獲得全面的教育？
誰在乎？
噢...我想念你，老朋友。
漢克，你和你的屁股想獨處嗎？
幾分鐘吧，倒鉤。謝謝。
當然，我是在開玩笑。
一會兒見。
- 我們現在做什麼，麥克斯？ - 再也不用沙發了？
不，我的意思是這個。這一切都太奇怪了。
如果我們不再是超級英雄，那我們是誰？
我們是超級英雄，菲比。
請記住，我們仍然擁有我們的力量。
那眞的很老了。
我還是不明白。
我們從未召集過 V 隊。他們為什麼會出現？
菲比，別擔心 V 隊。
他們已經後悔搶走了我們的工作。
因為他們知道他們無法繼承我們的遺產？
不，因為我在所有馬桶座圈上都塗了膠水。
被解僱是一件好事嗎？
我又擁有了自己的私人巢穴。
於是狗說：
“跳蚤洗髮精？我什至不知道它們有頭髮。”
人類！奔跑吧！
嘿，回來吧。聚會才剛開始。
這裡沒有人類。
嘿，科洛索。
啊啊！最大限度！
你回來做什麼？
我們被替換了。
什麼？
誰有可能取代馬克斯•雷曼
還有他煩人的家人？
這三位超級英雄被稱為V隊。
嘿，麥克斯，我在想——
科洛索？
嘿！是菲比！
聽著，我聽到了發生的事情
我想讓你知道，嗯，
我在這裡等你。
呃。
是的，我也覺得很噁心。
不管怎樣，我在想媽媽說的話，
關於充份利用它，
而且，我的意思是，超級英雄幫助人們，對嗎？
所以我要弄清楚如何幫助人們
在希登維爾這裡。
失敗者的談話！
打擾一下？
你們有超能力。
你應該用它們來煽動恐懼和恐怖！
唔。你的意思是，像這樣？
看，她明白了。
你說得對，科洛索，
我要運用我的超能力。
煽動恐懼和恐懼？
找工作。
需要賺點錢來重建Max品牌。
你們有什麼辦法可以對抗恐懼和恐怖呢？
在上學日製作華夫餅。
眞的讓我回來了。
我們可能不再是超級英雄
但我們仍然是超級父母。
早晨！沒時間坐。
這些看起來很棒。謝謝！要走了！再見！
哇，慢點。什麼是大衝？
我們有朋友要交。
你有上學所需的一切嗎？
適合同儕的酷青少年服裝。
一些肯定能引發談話的話題。
“那個新樂團很火。”
“爸媽，我說得對嗎？”
還有一百塊牛肉乾。
沒有什麼比醃肉更能表達友誼了。
有筆、筆記本嗎？也許是統治者？
- 爸爸，不是這個問題。 - 諾拉！
你想要上學時的弓嗎？
不，謝謝！
就好像他們不再需要我們了。
謝天謝地，我們的寶寶仍然需要我們。
是的。
這是我們五年級的小學生。
哦，她帶著背包，而且她——
- 滑板？ - 滑板？
麥克斯把它給了我。
既然我們不再是超級英雄
沒有你們保護我，我可以做各種有趣的事。
你聽到了嗎，漢克？
克洛伊不想讓我們保護她。
她也不再需要我們了。
我很害怕，漢克。
沒關係，巴布，
也許是時候鳥媽媽和鳥爸爸了
讓開讓我們的小鳥
飛。
她在無人監督的情況下使用烤麵包機。
哦，不在我們的監視之下！
爸爸媽媽們，我說得對嗎？
哦，嘿，看。就是那個布拉德福德校長。
出色地！
你們一定是我們的兩個新同學吧？
讓我們看看這裡。我們有比利和諾拉
雷瑪——
不！
你在開玩笑吧？
你們兩個是兄妹嗎...
那些其他的？
哦，你是說麥克斯和菲布——
不要說出他們的名字。
這兩個壞人毀了我的一生。
你現在看起來很好。
當他們離開小鎮時，
就像雲朵被掀開了一樣。
我不再在學校睡覺了
與珍妮特重歸於好，
我留了這個很棒的馬尾。
嘿，老闆。 P尾看起來很緊！
謝謝，老兄，剛剛被炸了。
那麼要怎麼樣才能讓你們兩個遠離呢？
金錢、糖果、假身份證？
我們可以不妨礙你。
哦。
打持久戰吧？
啊啊！他們就是這麼做的！
移動。現在。移動！
是時候交朋友了。
請記住，不要使用我們的權力。
我們希望人們因為我們而喜歡我們。
正確的。
我們聽說你姓雷曼。
- 你有超能力嗎？ - 我當然知道。一探究竟！
決不！
你看到了嗎？
諾拉，我以為你說過不要使用我們的力量。
我知道，我很驚慌。我眞的很想要朋友。
嘿，檢查一下。
- 櫻桃！ - 菲比！
重逢自拍。
我很想你。
我也是。
我一直在試鏡新的菲比
但沒人運動。
好一個。
哈麗特，我告訴過你不行。
我很抱歉你失業了。
哦，沒關係。我很好。
全新的開始。
我想找份工作。
一個我仍然可以幫助別人的地方。
我有一份整天幫助別人的工作。
- 你在 Splatburger 工作嗎？ - 嗯。
我們能拿到支票嗎？
就在房子上。
哦。
我什至不知道這意味著什麼！
這意味著您有很多滿意的客戶。
天哪，我有最好的主意。
你應該和我一起在這裡工作！
哦，你想讓我為黃太太工作嗎？
沒關係，她現在已經完全不一樣了。
菲比雷曼？
嗨，黃女士。
哦！這帶回了很多
壞的記憶。
我以為你說她現在不一樣了
我的意思是她失去了口音。
她果然還是很刻薄。
黃女士，
你覺得菲比在這裡工作怎麼樣？
我很樂意！
- 你會？ - 是的。
我會有一位名人在我的餐廳工作。
而且你會受到羞辱。
耶！
回到廚房，我會告訴你該怎麼做
當浣熊進入土豆泥。
你回來眞是太好了，麥克斯。
多謝你們。激動地重新加入樂團。
很抱歉你必須解僱你的老主唱。
啊，別流汗。
吉迪爺爺明白了。
詛咒你，麥克斯雷德曼！
啊，我想念這可怕的食物。
小心，麥克斯，
Wong在每張桌子上安裝了麥克風
關閉抱怨者。
哦，你不喜歡薯條嗎？
那就跟你的薯條說再見吧！
那麼，沃夫岡，你在做什麼？
沃夫岡.
我也這麼想。
那是你媽媽嗎？
告訴她我還是單身。
還是不酷，吉迪恩。
可能是我新業務的客戶，
「每小時的超能力」。
我在全城張貼了傳單。
是的，這是麥克斯。
我有空。下午兩點怎麼樣？
拿著它！
哦！
啊!
我眞是個奶油爪子。
我迎來了《黑闇混亂》的訪客，
帝王蟹，還有另一個人。
斯特朗多也有名字！
嘿，萊昂，快點想！
謝謝你，警衛，我們會從這裡拿走它。
聽著，壞人，
我們現在是負責人，所以請表現出一點尊重。
雷霆隊怎麼了？
那些二流的斗篷騎師？
我們把他們踢到路邊然後送他們上路...
爸爸。
我告訴過你我們的孩子不會讓我們失望的。
現在，請脫掉那些醜陋的偽裝。
嘿！他是斯特朗多的兒子！
哦，我就是無法克服它。
你們看起來又高又邪惡。
站直吧，南瓜。
天哪，爸爸。畏縮。
我不是小孩子，我是一個十足的公主。
看起來像小黑闇混亂，
忘記了他的斗篷和麵具。
我不做斗篷，爸爸。
這個眼部爆能器點亮了。
但我戴著口罩。
是的，有一半時間沒人知道你在說什麼。
你就像，。
什麼？
夥計們，夥計們，這是牢房。
讓我們保持文明。
現在雷人在哪裡？
回到希登維爾。
他們簡直目瞪口呆。
妻子送男孩去高級寄宿學校。
現在他說話很奇怪。
出色的。
隨著雷霆隊的退出，
你可以釋放我們，我們終於可以
恢復我們的邪惡計劃。
- 是的，關於這個-- - 孩子們，讓他們看看我們有什麼！
一、利用每個人的固定電話
並傳遞催眠訊息讓他們服從我們。
什麼是固定電話？
二、邀請每位超級英雄參加戶外 Macarena 比賽——
是的，我們明白了。你老了。
看，事情是這樣的，
我們決定實行自己的計劃。
我們要創造一支世界性的超級反派大軍。
英雄聯盟有秘密物品
已經守護了一百多年。
哦，你聽到了嗎，斯特朗多？
有一個秘密物品。
太酷了，夥計們。
當他們愚蠢的計劃失敗時，我們就會執行我們的計劃。
哇！
聽著，嬰兒潮世代。
你本來有機會，但你把它搞砸了。
現在是我為自己揚名立萬的時候了！
你的名字簡直就是黑闇混亂，Jr.！
來吧，我們要離開這裡了。
- 尼波寶貝。 - 什麼？
N-什麼都沒有。
等等，你不打算放我們出去嗎？
天哪，爸爸，這並不總是與你有關。
- 讓我們彈跳吧。 - 歡呼吧！
謝謝你載我回家，櫻桃。
任何時候。在 Splat Scooter 上被看到
眞的提昇了我的酷感。
那麼，工作怎麼樣？
極好的。那你的怎麼樣？
驚人的。
我們必須拿回我們的工作！我知道！
黃太太讓我用冰冷的呼吸
製作漢堡油脂泥。
Fustarellio先生讓我用熱呼吸
製作自製蠟燭。
- 聽起來沒那麼糟。 - 來自他的耳垢。
我們必須說服 Kickbutt 總統重新僱用我們。
如何？她解雇了整個 T 部隊。
眞的。
但她並沒有開槍…
樹之力！
你想讓我們打扮成蘋果樹打擊犯罪嗎？
是的！我們將擁有很酷的、基於蘋果的武器
和暱稱。爸爸，你是「紅美味」。
- 媽媽，你是「粉紅女郎」。 - 我可以成為「史密斯奶奶」嗎？
你剛剛創建了樹之力！
你們看起來有點絕望。
- 嗯。 - 您認為？
我們不能輕易放棄這一點。
你就不能跟基克布特總統談談，跟她講道理嗎？
是啊，你們怎麼能忍受自己不是超級英雄呢？
事實上，你們可能不想聽這個，但是…
我們不想再成為T-Force了。
因為你想成為樹之力，對嗎？
正確的？
不，因為為你們工作有點困難。
菲比對成為最好的迷戀之間
麥克斯是最漂亮的，
你忘了我們是一家人。
你在說什麼？我們一起度過了廿四/七。
我們與 Thunder Girl 和 Swoosh Boy 一起度過了廿四/七，
但你一直讓我們工作
這樣你就可以獲得更多超級英雄的榮耀。
這太瘋狂了。你們懷念成為超級英雄的時光，不是嗎？
終於交到朋友的感覺眞好。
我明天被邀請去滑板公園。
- 什麼？ - 什麼？
首先是酪梨吐司，現在是這個。
好吧，也許你們不再是超級英雄了，
但我們不是。
我們中的一些人有一定的自尊心。
來吧，麥克斯。
他們怎麼能說我們不關心家庭呢？
我們是僱用他們加入 T-Force 的人。
我知道。您對成為最好的人的需求幫助我們取得了成功。
- 謝謝你！ - 即使這很煩人。
謝謝。等等，什麼？
嗯，就像他們說的...
你可能要求有點高。
我的要求如何？
我要求你告訴我我是如何要求的！
嘿，他們這麼說的。
我衹是百分之百同意。
至少我關心我的工作。
你所關心的衹是你的追隨者
以及您的耐吉標誌在《Supe》雜誌封面上的樣子。
她聽得到你的聲音！
別聽那個卑鄙女士的話。
你知道嗎？
也許 T-Force 已經結束了。
我會自己找回工作。
從現在開始，請叫我「菲布部隊」。
美好的。然後我就自己找回工作。
德韋布力量。
我怎麼沒預見到這一點？
- * 超級英雄、搖滾樂團 *
*他們是全洛杉磯最酷的超級英雄團隊--*
你在幹什麼？
呃，不跟著 V-Team 的可怕歌曲一起搖滾嗎？
那些穿著亮色睡衣的擺拍者？
任何。
你知道，麥克斯，
這些 V 隊成員看起來很眼熟，就像我以前見過他們一樣。
你會如何認識他們？
他們是超級英雄，你是超級惡棍。
除非…他們不是超級英雄。
給我那個。
什麼——你在做什麼？
透過臉部辨識應用程式運行他們的圖像
看看有沒有他們過去的照片。
我中招了！
看起來就像八年前他們在夏令營時的照片。
這個女孩有一個蟹爪。
最大限度！我就是這樣認識他們的！
我是他們在邪惡象甲營的輔導老師！
- 什麼？ - 他們是孩子
黑闇混亂、帝王蟹和斯特朗多。
那麼V隊是惡棍嗎？
冒充英雄行惡
來自英雄聯盟內部。
如果我揭露他們
然後 Kickbutt 總統就會解僱他們並帶我回去！
我的舊超級套裝在哪裡？
你的超級套裝？呃...
是在你的籠子裡嗎？
我衹是用它作為舒緩的毯子。
但你可能想把它丟進洗衣機裡洗。
哎呀！
我最好快點曝光他們
在菲比弄清楚之前。
是啊，對！
好像她很聰明，可以自己解決這個問題。
邪惡象鼻蟲營地？
V隊都是壞人！
“V”代表“惡棍”。
最好在麥克斯發現之前快速行動。
是時候讓雷霆女孩奪回她的工作了
德威布力，走開！
該死的！現在我這麼說。
諾拉，你能熱一下我的披薩嗎？
當然，喬納。
你能在我的儲物櫃上雷射刻一個「Z」嗎？
沒問題，佐伊。
這太酷了。
嘿，我是比利。
你想要一些牛肉乾嗎？
我想我們會用權力。
我是比利雷曼
地球上最快的傢伙。
比利，你在做什麼？
誰想看到我的力量發揮作用？
你能從意大利買一杯意大利冰給我嗎？
你能超速到達梅特羅堡山頂嗎？
決不！看！
那麼，你們還想要什麼呢？
比利，你搶走了我所有的朋友。
我衹是做你正在做的事。
好吧，現在我正在做這個。
噢！
莎莉阿姨的蛤蜊小屋裡發生了什麼事？
不！
- 哦哦。 - 哦哦。
別看我。
我眞醜！
哦，我們已經找了好幾個小時了。
秘密物品不在這裡。
它必須在這裡！
英雄聯盟古書說有守護
由聯盟服役時間最長的英雄，
那就是雷人。
Ermahgerd，你們能把它靜音嗎？
我正在努力集中註意力。
你可以幫忙，你知道。
嗯，搶劫很多，而且我是公主。
屬於什麼？怪爪島？
踢你假英國人的屁股！
夥計們！夥計們！
讓我們像以前在邪惡象鼻蟲營地那樣解決這個問題。
不是石頭、紙、雷射！
為時已晚！石頭、紙、雷射…
噢！
現在繼續找！
哦！
- 噓！ - 麥克斯，你在這裡做什麼？
在沒有你的情況下阻止 V 隊，所以打敗它。
- 沒辦法，你打敗了！ - 不，你打敗了！
有人來了，我們走吧。
啊哈！我發現了一些東西。
英雄聯盟巨型遊艇的鑰匙。
- 我們有一艘巨型遊艇？ - 噓！
設計師實用腰帶衣櫃的鑰匙卡。
我們有設計師實用腰帶衣櫃嗎？
噓！
你好！
- 那是布洛賓嗎？ - 是的，準時。
偉大的！有了那架直昇機，
當克洛伊和她的朋友們玩滑板時，我們可以監視她。
你的意思是，慈愛地看著她，成為保護她的父母
她仍然如此明確地需要。
是的，你說的。
雷霆法門！
你們兩個把它拿進來。
- 哦！ - 謝謝你的到來，布洛賓！
哦，當然！當我的家人說他們需要一架直昇機時
他們得到一架直昇機。
哦！
T - 十一 Blob 直昇機非常完美
為了拯救陷入困境的禿鷹一家。
- 拯救-- - 是的...
這就是我們用它的目的，Barb，還記得嗎？
我們會將其完好如新地退回。
不好了！這是一份禮物。
我還有十八個。我很富有。
是的，我記得。
哦！這是我回去的車。
這是我們最新的型號，完全無人駕駛。
無人駕駛？那不危險嗎？
哦，不，巴布。
在 BlobCo，安全是第一位的。
看，首先我們放下梯子......
- 哦！ - 進而，
我有十五秒的時間爬上船
在它飛走之前。
哦，布洛賓表弟給家人一個大大的擁抱。
會做！謝謝，布洛賓！
- 禿鷹，漢克？ - 要我告訴他眞相嗎？
我們在監視自己的女兒？
我的腳卡住了！
你也許是對的。他不會明白。
我們去看看我們的直昇機吧！
漢克？倒鉤？
漢克？
夥計們？
幫助！
到目前為止，一切都很好，巴布！
克洛伊戴上了頭盔
並且不知道我們正在監視她。
你知道，我們眞的應該考慮
寫一本關於育兒的書。
太忙了！
克洛伊一天廿四小時都需要我們。
嗯，當然咯。我在想什麼？
嘿，櫻桃。是的，派他們上去。
那是關於什麼的？
哦，我點了一些 Splat Shakes。
切裡正在用黃太太的「啪嗒」聲來送他們。
漢克。
兩杯草莓 Splat Shakes，旅行！
哦！啊!
漢克！你做了什麼？！
他們向我衝來的速度太快了，巴布！
漢克，你把方向盤短路了。
我們必須緊急迫降。
媽媽和爸爸？
克洛伊！什……眞是意外啊！
看，倒鉤。
- 這是克洛伊！ - 哦！
嘿，克洛伊！
- 你們還好嗎？ - 喔耶！
我們要駕駛雷霆直昇機出去轉一圈。
- R-對吧，倒鉤？ - 是的，嘿，我們都很好。
衹要繼續你不受監控的滑板運動即可。
你們在監視我嗎？
呼——呼——
什麼？
不，我們不是間諜。
這太尷尬了。
難道我不能跟朋友一起去玩滑板嗎？
你們眞是直昇機父母。
我們不是。
你拿著直昇機的碎片。
哦，呃...
嗯，這很容易解釋。
嗯，你看……嗯……
你媽媽做到了！
嗯，這是一個不錯的驚喜。
所以，我猜你知道我們的秘密。
你很奇怪而且很蹩腳嗎？這不是秘密。
不，我們是——的孩子
混亂博士、帝王蟹和斯特朗多？
也不是秘密。
該死的！別再知道事情了！
我們也知道你陷害了我們並搶走了我們的工作。
告訴我們原因。
為了獲得英雄聯盟的東西
守護了一百多年。
發電廠！
- 現在怎麼辦？ - 權力是誰？
不要假裝你不知道發電廠。
我仍然很生氣沒有人告訴我們關於這艘巨型遊艇的事。
還有設計師超級腰帶系列。
哦，姑娘，這太醉了。我會展示給你看，
但我們可能會折磨你或把你炸到太空
- 那麼有什麼意義呢？ - 足夠的！
告訴他們有關植物的資訊。
根據《Ye Olde Book of Powers》，
當今所有的超級英雄和惡棍
可以將他們的脫氧核糖核酸追溯到一些古老的村民，
他們吃了一種神秘植物的種子，
賦予他們超人的力量。
你是英國人嗎？
英雄聯盟一直在闇中守護著它
數百年。
因為在錯誤的人手中，一個人可以創造
一支超級強大的軍隊來執行他們的命令。
那麼你被困在馬桶座上多久了？
兩天！
現在告訴我們發電廠在哪裡
或旋風得到它！
不是旋風！不是旋風！請！
瞧，現在你知道我們說的是實話。
為了拯救他的旋風，他願意放棄自己的祖母。
我想雷霆人知道如何保守秘密。
看來我們得親自從他嘴裡弄出來了。
那麼，我們該如何處理它們呢？
我們會帶他們去混亂咖啡館。
混亂咖啡館。聽起來沒那麼糟。
你是否厭倦了犯錯？
是的，有時。
歡迎來到我父親的舊巢穴。
向他對雷霆人的仇恨致敬。
哦，他多麼渴望把你們都困在這個攤位裡
並帶給你痛苦。
我們在這裡舉辦了我的生日派對。
那些聚會眞是太棒了！
你永遠無法擺脫這一切。
一旦我們的家人發現我們走了，他們就會過來尋找。
哦？你告訴他們你要去哪裡了嗎？
我就知道。
對我們這樣的人才來說，家庭衹是一種負擔。
但不用擔心，
我們會替你打個招呼。
啟動噴射機！
目的地：希登維爾！
系統在線。
偵測到 Max 和 Phoebe Thunderman。
載入個人化折磨。
酷刑？
跟你一起被困在這裡還不夠折磨嗎？
你們好，麥克斯和菲比。
黑闇混亂？讓我們出去！
是的，解鎖這東西！
歡迎來到我預先錄製的指南
你的折磨。
說「是」繼續。
- 不！ - 不！
太棒了。讓我們開始吧。
菲比，
你曾經與一些可怕的惡棍糾纏過。
但你準備好迎接恐怖了嗎
麥克斯的舊運動襪？
這就是我的襪子的去處！
聞起來就像濕狗浸在熱垃圾裡一樣。
來吧，事情沒那麼糟。
讓我們添加一些閃電。
呃，什麼？
噢！噢！
- 噢！ - 不！噢！哦，我的屁股！
啊!啊!
麥克斯，你的疼痛閾値很高，
但它能承受嗎
菲比的中學告別演說？
因此，當我們開始人生的下一個篇章時......
啊!我可以做更多閃電嗎？
...讓我們感謝一路上幫助我們的老師。
夫人。坎寧安，他教我們熱愛微積分。
哦！
把它關掉！
德沃金先生，他讓我們對法語說「oui」…
不！
克洛伊，你在滑板公園的一天過得怎麼樣？
爸爸媽媽在直昇機上監視我。
然後當著我所有朋友的面就崩潰了。學校怎麼樣？
諾拉和我用我們的力量爭奪朋友
然後我們把校長的馬尾剪掉了。
- 講得好。 - 是的。
孩子們，你們看到麥克斯和菲比了嗎？
他們已經走了一整天了。
您嘗試過使用雙筒望遠鏡嗎？
我告訴過你她還在生氣。
那是什麼？
聽起來像雷霆噴射機。
警報！警報！ V 隊正在逼近。
V隊？他們在這裡做什麼？
也許他們的樂團正在演奏《Hiddenville》！
雷射鎖？
經典搖滾明星！
沒人動！
爸爸！
這就是V隊嗎？
是的，確實如此。
嘿，夥計們，這是你們的舊營隊輔導員
科洛索博士。
Colosso博士是一個人類
眼睛明亮，出汗問題。
而且你以前也有雀斑。你想說什麼？
交出發電廠，雷霆人！
- 發電廠？從來沒聽過。 - 不？
也許這會幫助你記住。
- 蜜蜂，它們無所不在！ -讓它停止！
我的孩子們！漢克！
請給他們他們想要的東西。
如果我做，
可以告訴我們麥克斯和菲比在哪裡嗎？
當然。
爸爸，什麼事？
我發誓要永遠守護的東西。
看它！
每個紅豆莢裡都結滿了種子，
足以打造一萬個超級反派！
萬一是假的怎麼辦？
好點子。
最好測試一下。
這裡誰沒有超能力？
瘋了！
我告訴過你要留在巢穴裡。
你這個惡魔！
他衹是一隻愚蠢的松鼠。
我有說蠢嗎？我的意思是眞的很酷。
哇！
瘋狂的松鼠！
嘎！
- 是的，這是眞的。 - 到噴射機！
等等，麥克斯和菲比呢？
你說過你會告訴我們他們在哪裡！
我們是惡棍，我們說謊了！
我等不及他們的新專輯了。
漢克，我們該怎麼辦？
我會跟著他們的飛機，希望他們能帶我找到他。
雷霆人，走開！
警報！警報！
感測器顯示出圓頂狀結構
在希登維爾上空實現。
圓頂？他們有這個權力嗎？
爸爸去繁榮。
啊啊！蜜蜂，它們無所不在。
讓它停下來！
他們去哪了？
模擬蜜蜂部份到此結束
酷刑計畫。
模擬？
他們看起來很眞實。
嗯，這很有趣。
進入會話的最後階段。
請從以下選項中進行選擇。
說「一」就意味著緩慢而痛苦的死亡。
說「二」即可獲得自由。
- 二！ - 二！
您選擇了「一個」。
現在開始。
哇！
- 麥克斯，那是什麼？ - 我不知道。
我會嘗試凍結它。
沒有什麼。我會嘗試熱呼吸。
液態汞，
不受熱和冰凍呼吸的影響，
現在正在為水箱加水。
十二分鐘後它將完全填滿。
再見，麥克斯和菲比。
玻璃是牢不可破的
水銀不受我們力量的影響。
麥克斯，我們的雙生力量呢？
呃！你想讓我們牽手嗎？
您願意淹死在液態汞中嗎？
有點兒。
好吧，好吧。
連破解都沒有！
或許這眞的就是結局了。
是的。
菲比，我想道歉。
是的，「Dweeb Force」有點傷人！
不，不是那樣。
我的意思是， 我對名譽的追求，
這是自私又煩人的。
哦。麥克斯，現在已經不重要了。
不，我想解釋一下。
我想出名的原因是因為...
因為我知道你是一個比我更好的超級。
你是什麼意思？
你看，我永遠無法像你一樣努力
並製定所有這些令人驚奇的計劃。
我想，如果我不能像你一樣優秀，
也許我可以更出名。
那很好笑。
我想成為最好的全部原因都是因為你。
你是什麼意思？
我的意思是，當你邪惡的時候，這很容易
成為爸爸媽媽的最愛。
然後你就成為了這個偉大的超級英雄
我並沒有覺得有什麼特別。
我想如果我能成為有史以來最好的超級選手，
我可以找回那種感覺。
難怪我們的家人討厭和我們一起工作。
我們衹想著自己。
我知道，我們都是情侶
派對優惠。
我本來會選擇“混蛋”，但是...
不，麥克斯，看。剩下的派對禮物袋
來自 Mayhem Jr. 的一位老生日。
你知道超級惡棍會贈送什麼派對禮物嗎？
- 危險的事。 - 嗯！
也許我們的心靈遙感可以達到。
大獎！讓我們看看我們有什麼。
- 指節銅環。 - 一種邪惡的毒藥。
爆炸的壽司冰箱貼紙！
你好！
我敢打賭魚卵含有硝酸甘油。
等等，這可能會變得混亂。
我們做到了！
黑闇混亂永遠無法智勝我們。
- 未經授權的逃跑。
制定緊急協議。
巢穴將在廿分鐘內自毀。
除非他操縱他的巢穴來炸掉。
漢克，這是一袋冷凍豌豆。
哦謝謝。我餓死了。
它們是為了你的頭。
男孩，那肯定受到了一些打擊。
圓頂太堅固了，倒鉤。
克洛伊甚至無法傳送出去。
嘿，看看我發現了什麼。
藍色的種莢？
當 V 隊用完時，一定是從發電廠掉下來的。
如果紅色的人成為超級惡棍，
藍色的人會成為超級英雄嗎？
他們是這樣。等一下。
你說的是我認為你說的話嗎？
別驚慌，比利，你明白了。
這衹是一個簡單的是或否。
你有一半的機會是對的。
阿爾伯克基！
漢克，最近的地方在哪裡
圓頂接觸地面嗎？
呃，城市邊界在希登維爾公園。
孩子們，聚集我們認識的所有人
並在公園與我們見面。
告訴他們我們需要他們的幫助來拯救麥克斯和菲比。
- 正確的。 - 正確的！
阿爾伯克基！
你好，動物管制中心嗎？
我是人類房主
有一點松鼠的問題。
緊急嗎？
是的，你可能會這麼說。
打擾一下。謝謝大家的到來。
這是怎麼回事，雷人？
我會告訴你它是關於什麼的。
這些超級假人回來了兩天
突然間我們生活在一個雪球裡。
我沒時間解釋
但麥克斯和菲比正面臨生命危險。
他們需要你的幫助。
哥們，別再說了。
- 算我一個。 - 我也是。
為了巴布什麼都可以。
我們為什麼要幫助麥克斯和菲比？
他們太煩人了！
是的，他們的迷你我把我的馬尾辮剪掉了。
現在珍妮特說她想…
休息一下。
快點。我們走吧！
嘿！聽好了。
麥克斯和菲比一直在你們身邊。
你連自己都不記得了嗎？
我願意。
就像那次他們拯救了舞會。
並保留了那個糖果女孩
把小鎮變成沒有頭腦的殭屍。
哦，我本來想說舞會的，
但可能還有其他人。
所以現在輪到你來幫助他們了。
所以別再當一群小屁孩了
並開始使用該程式。
美好的！
任何！
我不再綁馬尾辮了，誰在乎呢？
那您需要我們做什麼？
我衹需要你們
張開你的嘴
接下來的幾秒鐘。
我知道他們會讓事情變得很奇怪。
準備好？
又一個雷人失敗了。
好吧，回到我可怕的生活。
怎麼了——我的褲子剛剛破了！
啊啊！
啊!
聖手球，我很大！
還有藍色！
我有鐵拳！
哦！我的手指發出漂亮的火花！
啊!我是人類龍捲風！
我有很棒的力量打嗝。
- 有效！ - 好吧，大家，
我們需要將我們的力量集中在穹頂上
並嘗試將其打開。
來吧，大家集合。収集！好的。
還有……打吧！
我認為它正在發揮作用！
夥計們，我們做到了！
雷霆們，集合！
克洛伊，你認為你可以傳送我們所有人嗎
回到梅特羅堡？
我想是這樣。每個人都握著手。
卌五秒內自毀。
麥克斯，我找到了安全系統的鍵盤，
但它需要密碼。
我會嘗試“邪惡”。
沒有什麼。
試試“碧昂絲”。誰不喜歡碧昂絲？
依然沒有。另外，我覺得自己更笨了。
廿秒。
這有可能衹是一個可怕的夢嗎？
十八秒後我們就會知道。
他們在那裡！
這個地方快要爆炸了。我們不知道密碼。
什麼？抓住我們的手。我們會傳送離開這裡。
我們不能！我需要一分鐘才能充電。
- 五...四...三... - 密碼，對吧？
- ...兩個...一個... - 我想我可能知道。
系統受到攻擊。序列已取消。
- 哦！ - 是的！
爸爸，你做到了！
但你們是怎麼找到我們的？
嗯，這是鎮上唯一的建築
霓虹燈招牌上寫著：
「去死吧，雷霆人，去死吧。」所以。
夥計們，你們為什麼不告訴我們 V 隊是惡棍？
我們本來應該。我們是如此絕望
為了奪回我們的榮耀，我們沒有認眞思考。
我們完全理解您之前不想與我們合作的原因。
你能原諒我們嗎？
讓我猜猜，你以為你會死
互相承認了一堆私人事情？
- 確切地。 - 差不多了。
是的，我們當然原諒你。
但是，夥計們，我們必須阻止 V 隊
從創建一支惡棍軍隊開始。
他們得到了發電廠？我們必須找到他們！
好吧，如果我想把種子撒到每個人身上，
我會從梅特羅堡的最高點開始。
那是哪裡？
你知道這一點，比利。
它就在你為那個孩子買的標誌上。
思考。
思考！
梅特羅堡的最高點是梅特羅堡山，
海拔一萬四千皕廿英尺。
夥計們，為什麼每個人都站在一邊？
安靜的。
我們正在享受這一刻。
我已經把種子磨成粉了。
將其放入安全殼艙口中。
有什麼神奇的字？
馬上。
你把我們帶出了監獄
坐在冰冷的山頂上？
斯特朗多不喜歡錯過賓果之夜。
斯特朗多喜歡賓果遊戲。
我們把你帶到這裡讓你看到
眞正的邪惡計劃是什麼樣的。
哦！他們正在做我們的 Macarena 事情。
不，我們正在發射無人機
將紅色粉末的種子灑落在每個人身上，
並將他們變成一支超級惡棍軍隊！
我想這很酷。
那麼我們三人將征服世界上的超級英雄
像皇帝一樣統治！
並給你爸爸一份輕鬆的工作？
哦，讓我考慮一下。不。
哇，混亂，你的孩子討厭你。
閉嘴，爸爸。
你並不總是需要說一些話。
別用爪子攻擊我，年輕的女士。
不管怎樣，我重新校準了推力感測器
這樣我們就可以統治世界和垃圾。
出色的！
讓惡人的時代開始吧！
V-Team，遠離無人機。
- 雷人！ - 雷人！
- 黑闇混亂！ - 女選舉人！
- 鱟？ - 還有我，斯特朗多！
攻擊我的命令！
不，爸爸，這是我們的事！
是的，雷霆隊衹會打你的屁股
就像他們總是做的那樣。
嘿，我們的屁股很堅固。
我們每週三天與典獄長帕蒂一起上動感單車課。
雷人，出擊！
已經很久了，麥克斯。
- 時間不夠長。 - 噢，現在來吧。
難道你不想...
跟上來？
你是怎麼逃出我爸爸的巢的？
因為我是超級英雄，不是戴著面具的小鬼。
不錯的面具。
媽媽，我想幫忙。
不，親愛的，這太危險了。
待在這兒別動。
對付你吧，先生。
你的超級拳法根本無法與這位藤壺美女匹敵。
啊!
我無法與你戰鬥。我從手中射出電流。
你所擁有的衹是一隻爪子。
哦，你是對的。我最好這樣做。
我想知道他們是否喜歡打標籤。
比利，我們不能永遠這樣下去。
希望他們不知道這一點。
啊啊！
啊!哦！
環顧四周，雷霆少女，
你的家人註定要失敗。
他們會看著你先走。
我可以整晚都這樣做。
說出你的祈禱吧，雷霆人。
哇！
去滑冰嗎？
不，但你是。
媽媽，伸出你的雙手。
-*今晚我們殺戮吧*
*今晚殺死*
* 讓他們知道你不是普通人 *
- 什麼是-- -*今晚我們殺戮吧*
我討厭這一切的發展方向。
哦！
一開始沒有賓果，現在臉上有肉。
這就是你的計劃，讓他們更瘋狂？
它會起作用的。就等著吧。
- 比利！ - 等待！
現在！
哇！
最大限度！
哦！
- 謝謝，夥伴。 - 是的。
- 你的旋風很亂。 - 不在乎。
讓我們完成這個吧。
*今晚我們殺戮吧*
*今晚殺死*
*今晚我們殺戮吧*
*今晚殺死*
* 讓他們知道你不是普通人 *
*今晚我們殺戮吧*
哦！
夥計們，我們做到了！
- 嘿嘿！ - 看？
沒有什麼比家人更堅強。
除了……邪惡！
不！
爸爸，在它釋放所有種子之前抓住它。
我不行，它比我快一倍。
麥克斯，這有什麼意義？
我已經贏了。
我不敢相信我把你放進了我的沐浴時間組合中。
我們必須做點什麼。
如果這些種子被釋放，它們將創造
數以萬計的超級反派
這個世界將永遠變得邪惡。
- 我能做到。 - 做什麼，克洛伊？
將某人傳送到無人機上。
- 什麼？ - 不，不，不可能。
夥計們，我準備好了。
而我是雷人。
這就是我們所做的。
讓你想起任何人嗎？
是的。
- 夥計們，我相信她。 - 我也是。
她想拯救世界，巴布。
好吧，但是你父親和我要和你一起去。
- 不，不可能。我要去。 - 最大限度！
爸爸，那是 X-terra五無人機，好嗎？我知道它是如何接線的。
而且，菲比，我需要你的心靈遙感。
取回種子容器並帶回給爸爸。
我不知道。
呃，夥計們？邪惡的無人機飛走了？
快點。
我們愛你們。
我們也愛你。
幹得好，克洛伊！當我們工作時堅持下去。
我將關閉電源。
這將釋放種子容器
- 這樣您就可以透過遠端方式將其發送出去！ - 知道了！
- 你很厲害！ - 好的！
- 知道了！ - 好吧，我們離開這裡。
沒有電源，這東西隨時都會崩潰。
我什麼也看不見。
菲比！
除非我們都接觸到，否則我無法傳送我們！
菲比，快點，我們要快點下去！
麥克斯，拿走種子！
- 明白了！ - 沒有我就走吧！
- 什麼？不，我們不會離開！ -別開玩笑了。
帶上克洛伊和種子，回到家人身邊。
不會發生！沒有你我們就不是一家人！
我會伸出援手！嘗試觸摸我的手。
菲比！
不，拜託，不要。
漢克...
孩子們！什麼 -
克洛伊，你做到了！你拯救了世界！
- 這是這些，爸爸。 - 哦。
另外，我錯了。
這將是有史以來最好的超級。
- 你們把壞人綁了起來。 - 是的，我們做到了。
我們可以用他們的鐵鎚去敲東西嗎？
- 當然。 - 發瘋。
- 幹得好，克洛伊。 - 感謝爸爸。
很抱歉我們把你當小孩子一樣。
衹是……你成長得太快了，
我們擔心你不再需要我們了。
我永遠需要你們。不管我長到多大。
為什麼我們從來不這樣說話？
- 因為...閉嘴！ - 你在開玩笑吧？
五六七。
- 哦！ - 頂上！
是的！五百塊橡皮糖，老兄。
雷霆辣椒上桌了。
比利，我們剛剛被邀請參加我們的第一次高中聚會。
- 涼爽的！ - 我能來嗎？
衹是在開玩笑。給我發短信。
你知道，我不願意承認，
但當你們離開後我想念你們。
- 即使是你，漢克。 - 謝謝，科洛索。
你也想念我，對吧？
謝謝，科洛索。
警報！警報！總統 Kickbutt 正在接近。
現在怎麼辦？
很抱歉打擾您的夜晚，Thundermans。
我是來道歉的
- 眞的嗎？ - 是的。
解僱英雄聯盟中最好的超級英雄
這是我做過的最困難的事。
我曾經和《腦筋急轉彎》一起吃晚餐。
我們明白。規則就是規則。
規則說我必須解僱你
因為傷害了一位超級同伴。
但由於 V 隊其實不是超級選手，
我想把工作還給你。
如果……你會把他們帶回來。
我們將在一種條件下做到這一點。
我將任命菲比為我的副總裁
並擁有一支廿四/七 全天候服務的造型師團隊。
不是這樣，但是謝謝你。
我們希望這棟房子成為 T-Force 的新總部。
所以我們可以永遠把家庭放在第一位。
出色地，
這是非常不尋常的......
我很榮幸歡迎 T-Force 重返英雄聯盟！
早上我會把你的徽章和西裝送到。
還有巨型遊艇的鑰匙。
以及設計師實用腰帶系列。
好的！
你們哪一個胡言亂語
洩漏秘密？
雷霆監控？
遠遠領先你。
- 我們在哪裡？ - 讓我們開始吃辣椒吧。
- 是的！ - 是的，我們吧！
不掛。還有其他人嗎
有沒有感覺我們忘了什麼？
那是什麼？
藍色大塊頭，
報到。
別忘了鐵拳。
噢！那是我的腳。
嘿！你吹熄了我的光芒！
大家都去哪了？
這可能是個問題。
我們可以稍後再處理嗎？
偉大的！回到家庭之夜。
- 那個辣椒怎麼樣？ - 我們走吧！
- 我先！ - 辣椒時間！
我叫屁股溝！
我們一直在看著你，Colosso。
我和我的同事想知道
如果您對一項小作業有興趣。
我在聽。